GOP voters try every chocolate in the Republican candidate sampler, including the one that they already know sucks.

Political selfishness, moral hypocrisy, and how hard it can be for any of us to find a soulmate all get balled up in this Onion News Network sketch about Rick Santorum and the issue of same-sex marria …

Wait, what? What did he say? And there are so many more questions beyond that: is "governmentnik" a fake-Soviet term that anyone has ever used? Is the crowd totally silent throughout this cl …