Very Mary-Kate

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Very Mary-Kate: Layers video
Very Mary-Kate: Layers

It’s freezing cold under all these layers.

| January 19, 2012
Very Mary-Kate: Jewish Looking Girl video
Very Mary-Kate: Jewish Looking Girl

She’s a rock star of David.

| January 12, 2012
Very Mary-Kate: Presentation 4 video
Very Mary-Kate: Presentation 4

War. What is it good for? Cute uniforms!

| January 06, 2012
Very Mary-Kate: Santa video
Very Mary-Kate: Santa

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.

| December 22, 2011
Very Mary-Kate: Jetlag video
Very Mary-Kate: Jetlag

Can’t sleep? Count sheepskin boots.

| December 15, 2011
Very Mary-Kate: Magazines video
Very Mary-Kate: Magazines

Magazines are sooo heavy. Especially the ones with pictures of fat people.

| December 08, 2011
Very Mary-Kate: Raise Your Hand video
Very Mary-Kate: Raise Your Hand

I can’t raise my hand. I’m allergic to effort.

| December 01, 2011
Very Mary-Kate: Presentation 3 video
Very Mary-Kate: Presentation 3

Always present on an empty stomach.

| January 20, 2011
Very Mary-Kate: Gold Rush video
Very Mary-Kate: Gold Rush

Is a gold rush when Tiffany’s has a sale?

| January 18, 2011
Very Mary-Kate: Vegas, Part 4 video
Very Mary-Kate: Vegas, Part 4

Mary-Kate tweets her way to safety.

| January 13, 2011
Very Mary-Kate: Vegas, Part 3 video
Very Mary-Kate: Vegas, Part 3

Deserts are even scarier than desserts.

| January 11, 2011
Very Mary-Kate: Vegas, Part 2 video
Very Mary-Kate: Vegas, Part 2

The adventure continues.

| January 06, 2011
Very Mary-Kate: Vegas, Part 1 video
Very Mary-Kate: Vegas, Part 1

MK and A’s scandalous home video.

| January 04, 2011
Very Mary-Kate: Church video
Very Mary-Kate: Church

The lord is my shepherd, but lambswool makes me itchy.

| December 28, 2010
Very Mary-Kate: Confession video
Very Mary-Kate: Confession

Mary-Kate gets D and dirty with G almighty.

| December 21, 2010
Very Mary-Kate: Sick video
Very Mary-Kate: Sick

It’s not bulimia when you haven’t eaten.

| December 16, 2010
Very Mary-Kate: Sexy Time video
Very Mary-Kate: Sexy Time

Ashley won’t take gross for an answer.

| December 14, 2010