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A Tale Of Two Singers - America's Best - Ep. 8

It's a tale of two singers: the awful Brian and the transcendent Amelia. Brian can't mask his terrible singing voice while Amelia's gift of song blows the judges away.

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| Found by Jest on March 05, 2013
SeaWorld Unveils New 20 Whales Stuffed In Pool Show

A PR firm advises the United States to distance itself from Alabama, the FDA announces peanut butter contains traces of rat feces but life's weird like that sometimes, and a doomed rabbit teaches …

| Found by Jest on March 03, 2013
iInterviewer: Jason Schwartzman and Roman Coppola

Our state-of-the-art entertainment reporter talks to director Roman Coppola and star Jason Schwartzman of A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III.

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| Found by Jest on March 03, 2013
PR Firm Advises U.S. To Cut Ties With Alabama

Emphasizing the importance of protecting the nation's global image, marketers at the public relations firm Hill & Knowlton Strategies, Inc. reportedly met with White House officials on Monday to …

| Found by Jest on March 02, 2013
Hot Dog Face - Teachers, Ep. 5

The hit series from The Onion's Family Channel explores the joys and sorrows of America's favorite teachers.

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| Found by Jest on March 01, 2013
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