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President Obama works out an agreement to have Republicans in Congress kick him in the balls in exchange for nothing.
An anxiety-ridden man is rightly ashamed of every single thing that he does, half a sleeve of Oreos is lost in a house fire, and a local man has had …
Inspired by the First Lady’s health plan for children, Vice President Joe Biden has pledged to make every American woman beach-ready. (Aired …
In the Daily Briefing, Tucker Hope reports on Kanye West’s feud with Syria and a company’s decision not to bother recalling a defective …
This week the Romney campaign introduced “Paco”, a taco-loving cartoon parrot, in hopes of appealing to Latino voters.
Voters describe recent images of Obama eating a gigantic hoagie all by himself “somehow very sad.”
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A Greyhound bus crash claims 30 miserable lives, a Stanford study finds no logical reason why planes are able to fly, and a local man goes and gets …
Voters describe recent images of Obama eating a gigantic hoagie all by himself “somehow very sad.”
A troubling report finds that by 2040 every presidential candidate will be unelectable to political office due to their embarrassing Facebook posts.
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Autistic reporter Michael Falk reports it is bad that four U.S. soldiers died but it is good that nearly two dozen Taliban soldiers died. (Aired …
A local man is proud he can still fit into his car from high school, “Stray To Be Destroyed” tops the list of cat names for the 24th …
A troubling report finds that by 2040 every presidential candidate will be unelectable to political office due to their embarrassing Facebook posts.
While most Democrats plan to vote for Obama in November, they continue to tell pollsters they’re “undecided” just for the fun of …
While most Democrats plan to vote for Obama in November, they continue to tell pollsters they’re “undecided” just for the fun of …
After an earthquake renders hundreds of dogs homeless, reporter O’Brady Shaw pledges to put down every last animal himself. (Aired 10/18/11)
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Seeking to dispel accusations of flip-flopping, Romney unveiled plans to use a time machine to kill earlier versions of himself who believed in …
