It’s as exhilarating as using Google Earth as intended on a computer.

These clips are great. Somebody should make them into movies.

He’s the greatest singing Nintendo character since JigglyPuff.

a.k.a “The Assassination of Yogi Bear By The Coward Boo Boo.”

Sure, it’s cute now. Someday that robot helicopter is going to grow up and start exterminating the human race. Then it won’t be so cute.

Still hasn’t mastered the bark.

I’d buy that for a rupee.

Jingling bells is for amateurs.

Any toy can be a violent videogame, if you use your imagination.

If you wore every pair of sunglasses in the world, you still wouldn’t be as cool as him. You’d look like an idiot.

“Calm down, we’ll be home soon enough. I just need to make a quick stop at the pound.”

This bitch sure can shake it.

I heard she’s going for her PhD, so she can doodle for the next 12 years.

That’s the house where all the penguin-dragons, Spanish leprechauns, and “hoobawhatzies” that tell him to do bad things lived. So …

The best part is that it’s girl-proof; no girls will walk through it.

I fully support him, but I think this time he’s dreaming too big.

‘tis the music of kings and 7 year-olds with lenient parents.

Jay’s response video, “I’m Punching Your Face, Jason,” isn’t nearly as fun or playful.

That’s a cuddle-threesome I’d like to take part in.

You don’t get to be man’s best friend by moping around and being boring. I’m looking at you, manatee.