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Easily the best song about Arnold Schwarzenegger since the last song they wrote about Arnold Schwarzenegger.
He got exactly what he wanted: something he could destroy without getting in trouble.
She’ll never be a crappy housewife because no one will ever marry her.
“Walk through the door? What’s next, eating french fries without a fork and knife?”
Easily the best version of this song not sung by a robot.
And with it, the hearts of millions. But he probably doesn’t get metaphors yet, so let’s focus more on the fish thing.
If this ground-breaking technology doesn’t peak your interest, he’d be more than happy to sell you a fine, pre-owned vehicle.
Unfortunately he doesn’t have any money to bet, he lost it all playing craps.
Inspiring a nation is easy, it’s like riding a bicycle.
I can sympathize. I’ve literally killed myself 4 times already this week the same way. I don’t know who keeps bringing me back to life, …
“Of course back in my day, we called toilets ‘Kaiser thrones.’ The seats were made out of genuine bee’s wax and they cost 12 …
“I don’t see a warrant in your hand. None of this is admissible in court.”
They already pick up his poop, now they’re giving him treats to mock them?
Well, at least he still has his giant pile of dominos.
Wikipedia says people were using the Internet in the 80s, so it’s amazing that it took until now for this to exist.
Aw, I want to take him home with me. The otter, not the kid.
Finally, that’s over. Now he can focus on more important things, like the psychology of Care Bears.
“Let’s see how ‘The Ant Man’ does, then we’ll talk.”
