This uncensored preview of Comedy Central's upcoming sketch series The Ben Show punches you in the face, immediately. It takes balls to pull this off, and, luckily for him, it succeeds.

FOR THE KIDS

Martin Short acts as a royal protector, making sure OBGYN Bill Hader addresses The Duchess' -ahem- with proper deference. Bill Hader somehow makes it through this sketch without cracking up.

HER DOWNTON ABBY

Don Cheadle returns to the weirdest role an Academy Award winning actor has ever said "yes" to. It's live action Captain Planet, only dark, sadistic, and with Don Cheadle.

STILL TURNING EVERYONE INTO TREES

A nightmare parent-teacher conference. A sketch from the new web series "Teachers." Parents, stop brow-beating your kids' teachers.

NO, I ASSURE YOU MY KID IS THE MOST TALENTED

A clip from the 2001 British series The Mitchell and Webb Situation, we get the fourth wall of TV broken down in this sketch to remind us, oh yeah, it's all staged.

"BUT WE TAPED THAT BIT YESTERDAY"

If you're going to play Kinect at your party, remember to remove your sensors when you leave the room, so other people can play and so that this doesn't happen.

EWWWWWWW...

Oh man, these parents just flip when this kid comes out of the closet.

LITERALLY

Brilliant. BRILLIANT. A mock series called "Ask a Network Head." What follows the age-old question about MTV programming is perhaps the most brutal verbal takedown you'll hear all year.

SCATHING

Taran Killam thanks the standby line for coming out for the Louis CK / fun. show with some SNL "swag" and some SNL "junk from our office."

She doesn't seem like an obvious host choice, but then half of all politicians love her, so Funny Or Die gave her a shot.

What a fun lady!

He's gotten himself his own water DOZENS of times, so this should be easy.

"I've…definitely done this before…"

Every Presidential debate spawns a dozen Twitter parody accounts that never get heard from again. This is where they go to die.

Oh look, it's @FiredBigBird!

No parents! No locksmith either. Boo Ya Pictures imagines the hell you'd have to endure, stuck in the bathroom with four other dudes.

Try The Window

Apple maps. What a nightmare, right? Why don't the whiny tech reviewers tell it directly to the peasant laborers who made the product?

Somehow Not Racist

Admit it: you've already had something pumpkin flavored this month, and you're only going to have more.

Orange you glad it's October?

No matter how many Bond movies you've seen and Bond girls you've ogled, SNL came up with a few more over the weekend.

Jodie Foster is a MINX

If you've never opened up your wallet (and your heart) for a crowdsourced campaign before, maybe now is the time.

Listen to the money pour in

Two guys listen to dubstep while they pack up an apartment.

Liz Lemon works harder than anyone in the business…on "Diaper Chicken", "Fart Doctor", and the "Hot Baby" sketch kickline.

Get ready for Thursday

Young "Barry O" inspired everyone around him (with his ability to party), and Key & Peele have the camcorder footage to prove it.

Hope, change, and intercepting righteous bud

If you can't handle names this flamboyant, you must not be enough of a sports fan.

Meet D'Jasper Probincrux III

NFL replacement refs fill in during a trial and treat patients at the hospital.

A grandfather and his grandson share an Oreo moment together…

Come on, who could break up with that face? Oh, right, anyone with any sense.

She's baaaaaaaack

The BBC's greatest TV detective cracks the case of how every new fall show rips off successful past shows…except one.

"How did CBS come up with it?"

A proud mom and dad introduce their daughter to a suitor through the power of song.

Catch up on the headlines with your Update anchor, Seth Meyers.

The son of the most interesting man in the world doesn't have the same attributes as his father, but he does have a specific beer preference.