When it comes to math, confidence is more important than intelligence. Act right, and you are right. Always.

Talk like no one’s listening.

The customer’s always wrong.

To my defense I thought we were filling out an NIT Bracket. That’s worse. Okay.

You can run, but you can’t walk.

Y’all wanna floss with us?

He’s dead serious.

It’s never too late to whip out your favorite joke.

Be careful what you never wished for. Cows.

Clear eyes, pierced ears, can’t lose.

A blessing in this guise.

Do me a solid. Not a liquid.

Stuck in the middle lane with you.

Fake holiday. Real emotion.

Caffeine free is not the way I be.

Gratuity is gratuitous.

The boy who cried weiner.