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It’s easy to have an open mind when your material is absolutely flawless
Sometimes you don’t really find out who someone truly is until it’s too late. Other times you just find out whenever and it’s a …
The tables have turned. But we remember where they are and we’ll be sure to put them back in their original place. We really appreciate this!
I get girls. Figuratively and literally. They like when words have double meanings, for instance.
Office romances can be tricky. Which is why I love them. I love tricks.
Space Espionage is no laughing matter.
There’s no place like home for the holidays. Any holiday.
Gettin’ together, watchin’ the game, chillin’ or whatever. I dunno it’s natural.
Through sickness and health, I’ll be there. Causing both.
You have to stick up for your best friends. Even if that means telling your boss something he’s not ready to hear.
Food pyramids are for food Egyptian Pharaohs. Straight up.
Bravery means never crying more than twice a day.
Tough love. It’s the only thing these interns understand…
Movie debates are a lot like political debates, only people actually like movies.
Sequels are so hard to pull off. Luckily this one is amazing.
