Perfect. Surely you have 12 seconds to watch this POV hang glider soar majestically into— waaaaiit, this video's only 12 seconds long. Of course.

YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE HARD ENOUGH

Nature laughs at us. But while we're mostly complaining about how cold and uncomfortable we are, some of us feel the brunt of the season. These people deserve a vacation before the rest of us.

WORSE THAN THE FLU

They were going to usher in Christmas season with a bang at the Broad Street Mall in Reading, UK. However, this Santa's beard gets stuck on the rope. After awkward silence, everyone moves on.

CHIMNEYS ARE EASIER

I guess we're all used to seeing (or at least imagining) trust falls go wrong, which makes this particular video just a delight. Sometimes the illusion of safety (in numbers) will lull you right …

USE YOUR HEAD

For some reason, this Gen. Petraeus story still has some serious legs. Denver's ABC News affiliate aired this picture his biographer Paula Broadwell beside this altered book cover.

ALL UP IN MY SNATCH

If you're going to straddle a hose that's gushing out water to make it look like your penis, make sure there isn't a bigger penis poised to unload behind you.

WAIT FOR IT

Basejumper Richard Henriksen accidentally triples adrenalin rush ..

HLN's Dr. Drew doesn't exactly have "Honey Boo Boo's" full attention during their interview.

In case you missed it: the Romney campaign had a recent blimp issue that their opponents would never in a million years think to use as a metaphor.

This is what a real zeppelin recovery looks like

Andy's a little unclear on the fail video concept.

The channel that brought you Reruns Of The Big Bang Theory needs a little help with covering all these games.

"Tonight's starting pitcher...this guy"

My son in law pitching a wiffle ball to my three year old son!

It may seem unlikely, but you gotta remember that Mitt Romney never gets his numbers wrong.

Polling incredibly well on Facebook

You know that slick IE9 commercial with the Alex Clare soundtrack and the cool visuals? Yeah, the people at World Wide Interweb can see how that'll turn out IRL.

Give it a sec, it's still loading

Don't judge her for taking forever. A trip to Finland hung in the balance!

"No wait wait wait"

What's more impressive: shooting a hockey puck past another thirteen-year-old, or jumping through a pane of solid plexiglass LIKE THE HULK?

No penalty box can hold him

Want to find the store with the best deals? Just follow the herd.

THEY’RE HUNTING FOR BAAAAH-RGAINS

When you have a head this hard, you can use trial and error to find that door.

BUMBLING DOG BECOMES BATTERING RAM

September 26, 2012 – On MSNBC's Morning Joe, Joe Scarborough reacts to a clip of Mitt Romney by covering his face and saying "Sweet Jesus."

When asked if they "would vote for Obama or Romney", dozens of Round Rock Leader subscribers either got the question really wrong, or really right.

Well, would you?

Hey Packers fans: quit complaining. The NFL found last night's refs online, fair and square kind of.

"We will select 4 of you at random"

Live, televised sporting events: sometimes you (the fan) become the subject. A brief display of things that can go wrong — unintentionally and intentionally.

The pain and the glory

See what happens when the University of Utah Utes think they beat BYU, then think they beat BYU again, and then have to take another shot at the win.

Find out if the fans blew the win

The pain! The embarrassment! The way we end up seeing his naked butt!

No greater backyard fail

This play's got two mid-majors, one muffed punt, and a whole offseason of preparation that got completely wasted.

Which team is dumber?

The douche behind the camera uses lingo I don't understand.

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