It could be Mitt Romney. Or Rick Santorum. Newt Gingrich perhaps. Ron Paul? Herman Cain, Jon Huntsman, Michele Bachman, we used to think maybe. It could very well be Barack Obama. So, let’s lampoon whoever is making news and make sure no one wants to run for President.
Sort election 2012 by:
New Jersey Press Association Legislative Correspondents Club Show
Bill Maher compares the mistakes he made as a teenager to the mistakes Mitt Romney made as a teenager.
President Obama works out an agreement to have Republicans in Congress kick him in the balls in exchange for nothing.
This week the Romney campaign introduced “Paco”, a taco-loving cartoon parrot, in hopes of appealing to Latino voters.
Voters describe recent images of Obama eating a gigantic hoagie all by himself “somehow very sad.”
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: …
Voters describe recent images of Obama eating a gigantic hoagie all by himself “somehow very sad.”
When Jimmy talks to the UNC audience about student loans, he decides a slow jam with President Obama and The Roots is appropriate.
While most Democrats plan to vote for Obama in November, they continue to tell pollsters they’re “undecided” just for the fun of …
The farmer is fine, but the average American taxpayer isn’t!
Big Government is growing and shows no signs of stopping even as it is …
While most Democrats plan to vote for Obama in November, they continue to tell pollsters they’re “undecided” just for the fun of …
Seeking to dispel accusations of flip-flopping, Romney unveiled plans to use a time machine to kill earlier versions of himself who believed in …
Monopoly and politics: they make friends resent each other, they’re all about who’s got the most money, and they can drag on forever and …
