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Thus began a feud between two powerful families of pure hearts and proud walks, a feud as inevitable as the setting of the sun and the icing of the …
It may not seem like much these days, but to gain a true appreciation for “Roseburger” you have to look at it in the context of film …
He was promoted to Head of Writhing Maggots Turning Into An Orgiastic Sea Of Drowning Albinos While Winged Spiders Rain Acid Venom On Beep Beep Beep …
Every man’s dream, plus backup. All that’s missing is a sick bottle of bud, the game on TV, and a rebound lovedoll.
After a forty-hour marathon session, the Committee finally came to a thoughtful, 342-page agreement on the division and usage of the family minivan …
The ultrasounds from a few months ago detected empty bottles of Bushmill’s, a sombrero and a full beard. It looked like Lamaze class …
A dangerous dare causes a well-intentioned man to die super fast while masturbating with a grappling hook.
The rules are simple: 2 seconds of beginning titles, 5 seconds of film, 1 second of end titles. If you take umbrage with these 5sfs running at an …
This manual was published in the spring of ’86, with helpful full-color photos in the middle. Sadly, time has been cruel to the pages of AWTFP…
NBC bought 28 comedy pilots last month. This is not one of them.
A study in yearbook signatures capture the nostalgia behind moon conspiracies and dog dance moves
She’s got the right angles, the right dress, the makeup is fine, the lighting was even on such a cloudy day. It’s gotta be the stupid …
Hey! St. Lawrence College hit us up to make them some hilarious promos. We had fun. Hope you enjoy them!
In this thrilling installment of the hit series “Hack3r C@t,” the team encounters a nasty firewall and has to break through in time to …
When he was younger, his father recorded over his instructional dance tapes with a TV presentation of “Dirty Harry.” His mean streak …
New Mission Force is located right across the street from Impossible Mission Force, in a bald-faced attempt to steal some of their business. Alas, …
Man, that sweet prank totally went off without a hitch! Not like the one he tried last week, where he put alka-seltzer in his friend’s gas …
On the plus side, that was her last free session before she’d have to start paying regular visitation fees, so this kinda all worked out in …
Nothing a little Flexahol can’t fix. And yes, Zanderflex is required by the court not to drink alcohol. Zanderflex always finds a loophole.
