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It’s like an episode of Maury, but with less crying and no “Whoomp! There it Is” playing on the loudspeakers.
While taking a picture of giants tits for the Internet Congress introduced SOPA/PIPA which surprised everyone with their stupid masturbating ways.
She divorced him after this incident, citing “Emotional Distress” and “Irreconcilable Holy Shit His Head is Gone.” He …
First of all, her tits scored a 71 on the IQ test, which puts them within the average range of the population. And second, ouch. Just because …
The makers of the wooden table, the company that stitched Rouss and Peter’s clothes together, the owners of that telltale gunshot sound …
She’s got the right angles, the right dress, the makeup is fine, the lighting was even on such a cloudy day. It’s gotta be the stupid …
A cop uses intense intimidation skills to force the coolest cactus in the world to go under cover and investigate Mobster Lobster’s first date …
David Bowie’s 1977 B-side “Heroes of Ancient Greece” was not as appreciated as his smash single “Heroes,” but …
Ok Cupid recently had a 15,000-question test titled “Are You a Creep Who Spends Too Much Time on the Computer?” He answered all 15,000, …
Never disrespect your mother or your 8,000 brothers and sisters; Real men do not hide under conch shells; and when in doubt, leave the gun, but take …
Fool me once, shame on me — because come on, it’s a fucking cactus. Fool me twice, just let me die because it’s clearly what I …
Firenzi and Rousselet were having a hell of a time keeping it together for the “Police Intimidation” 5sf. Here are the outtakes, the …
Bringing a whole new meaning to the term “Private Dick in a Coat,” which didn’t exist until right now. So that means …
A man makes a New Year’s resolution to teach parkour to an abandoned Christmas Tree so he can win his mother’s corporate love.
The 99% picketing outside were swallowed up by a massive crack in the Earth, which secreted both scorching lava and sounds of moaning souls in equal …
When she was 12, she was given a pet rabbit for Christmas. She named it “Die Already,” which it promptly did, right around the time she …
The end of the holiday season can get a bit emotional for everyone. But the trees seem to take it worst of all, with a yen for reckless, suicidal …
He went to Get Help, by which he meant “rent the hit motion picture ‘The Help,’” and it took him 20 minutes to do it in a …
Thing is, Laser-Eyes is a pretty nice guy. Once again, he’s picked a New Year’s resolution that conveniently avoids the central problem …
