With times being tight and all, its hard to afford Harvey Fiersteins Select Meat Dinners and Wisecracks. This is the best our bachelor can do.

A treatise on the dangers of high-powered automobiles, and the arrogance of those who drive them.

Paid for by the Council To Raise Awareness of Canine Brewers.

Built toon tough.

Man, Pazuzu does some quick copy. Talk about an employee that wants it.

They. Have had. Enough of this.

They blew their last conference call with Actual Tangible Money Corp by going off on a rant about Naruto and Tarantino. Tomorrows a game-changer.

The Solar-Powered Flashlight of alcoholic beverages. Unless youre a vampire, I guess.

This particular slide card never made much sense to him when he was a kid. But its all coming back to him now.

Frank never really cared for the taste of turkey flesh. Not enough screaming.

Just wait til that other family restaurant, Thank Ganondorf Its Fridays, hears about this.

We really dont suggest asking the dog if cuteness is even quantifiable.

One of our nations most prolific cereal killers is on the loose. Nothing with 8 essential vitamins and minerals is safe.

Fired? No. Promoted to Head of Domestic Sales? Yes.

Its just so ill-advised. And pathetically extreme.

Devin had no idea we were filming. Maybe he realized it on the ride back to the apartment. When he made us onion rolls.

Triplets, how often does this happen when you all get together over a bottle? Inquiring minds want to know.

Hard to say no to the Squad. They wait all day for this kinda action.

But he never forgets to be a friend.

Everybody, literally every single person on set for this PSA got into a massive orgy seconds after the camera stopped rolling. Needless to say, this …