The Snitches, Bitches & Soggy Britches Gang inevitably cleans up on strip poker night. Their willingness to start each game off with a …

Her disappointment with being denied a chance to create a new, better baby was only matched by her boundless stupidity.

The sound of the dam bursting is still fresh in his memory. The crack of the branches. The high-pitched screams. The tails whapping against the …

The lie detector technician also served at the wedding as the priest. He was sweating profusely throughout the ceremony, but the bride and her …

Nobody wants to read “Dead, Overweight Body Found in Silver Spring Again” in their morning paper. That’s sure to get buried in the …

A Hollywood extra’s cooking show becomes a success in the future which allows him to finally buy an apartment but it is infested with Mimes so …

There’s no manual on “How to Get Out of Actual Boxes” that they give mimes. Well, okay, there’s a chapter on it in Do I Tell …

He chases Kelsey Cat up a tree constantly, asking her for her number. Then he runs back into the house, barking about what a great job he did when …

In truth, not much has changed from now to then. There’s a costume shop explosion, a run from the cops, and a quick detour into a nuclear …

NBC bought 28 comedy pilots last month. This is not one of them.

His headshot is a sheet of reflective silver paper, which, when held at the right angle in front of you, reveals his face peeking right over your …

A new show on CBS exposes the sad truth about movies and actors with huge heads in bro break up and Demon Snatchers fashion.

5secondfilms takes Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie Pledge. We hosted a shrimp and white wine movie night to watch the T&E movie on …

Sheriff Brimley Spiggensbottom couldn’t read, but he could understand sign language. It was only a matter of time before his customized hand …

His therapist isn’t much help either. Just a lot of screaming and cowering behind bookshelves, with all those fancy books he read in his …

Would that he could gallop back to those halcyon days, when sunlight streamed in through the haylofts and wood dust swirled in the moonbeams and …

On a morning when she’s feeling a little too “urpy,” she’ll saunter over to a bowl of Sambuca, drink it, then barf up …