See if you can guess who's using the media to jump-start their career by endorsing Mitt Romney, and who's doing the same thing by hanging out with Donald Trump.
You're fired! And Mitt likes firing people
Now that Lance Armstrong has been stripped of his 7 Tour De France wins, who officially won those races? It's time to give his medals to the world's ONLY 7 CYCLISTS who weren't also dop …
Finally Some Recognition For Excitebike Guy!
In the Final Presidential Debate, Obama and Romney clarified their VASTLY differing opinions on 'Bad Guys' and 'Countries We're Totally Into'.
Israeli Friends With Benefits
Which foreign country will win the Third Presidential Debate? PLACE YOUR VERY OFFICIAL BETS NOW!!!
I've Got My Money On "Westeros"
Check out this original Street Fighter 2 GIF from Brother Brain for tonight's third and final Presidential debate.
Round 3: FIGHT!
Play along at home with this handy bingo card featuring all the finishing moves Obama or Romney might use to celebrate winning the final debate, because it'll clearly decide the whole election.
Round 3: Fight!
Twitter parodists immediately pumped out @FiredBigBird, @JoblessJeremy, and @LaughingBiden over the last few Presidential and Vice Presidential debates. Here's the next batch for Monday.
@BriefcaseFullOfTrannies is a thing?
Nothing makes those town hall debates harder to watch than the strange townhallsfolk they find to fill the place. So here's the ten worst distractors (in GIF form!) for your amusement.
Hey look, it's "Crotch Hands"
Our GIF-Tacular Recap of the second Obama/Romney Debate without all those boring "Politics" and "Important Stuff About Our Future"!
BINDERS AND ALSO SOME NON BINDER STUFF!
Beyonce announced her Super Bowl halftime gig with a picture of herself in marked-up eyeblack, and we think it's a trend worth promoting.
It's "Today in Topical Eyeblack"
Tuesday night's Presidential debate has a "town hall" format, so have some fun with the people asking incredibly scripted questions by playing along.
Undecided Hispanic farmer? Check!
Let the costumed sadness begin!
YOU CALL THAT A SMILE, UNICORN BABY?
A handy guide to the REAL meanings behind Joe Biden's whimsical, harmless-sounding expressions during the Vice Presidential Debate.
"MALARKEY" = "BULLSH*T"
It's not easy to make a Vice Presidential Debate any sillier, but these GIFs do the trick.
See Joe and Paul just having a good time
Thursday's battle of second bananas will only be fun if you play along, so use these bingo cards to keep track of everything Paul Ryan and Joe Biden will DEFINITELY do in the debate.
Crazy Uncle Joe versus Randian Eddie Munster
Think you had trouble making sense of the many insane events in the movie "Looper"? So did the news media of the future. (Warning: Spoilers!)
TIME TRAVEL ACHIEVED, OUTLAWED
David Blaine ran a million volts through his body for 72 straight hours? BIG EFFIN' D. Let's see him try to wait in a bathroom line WITHOUT CHECKING HIS PHONE.
Think You Can Read The Economist For 9 Seconds, Mr. Magic???
The Unemployment Rate dropped three-tenths of a point in the latest report, but some people are accusing the President of tampering with the numbers, and we COMPLETELY AGREE.
Was that Clipart in the original report?
A Downton Abbey prequel is currently in the works – here are three directions it could go, any of which we'd DEFINITELY watch.
Even Baby Thomas Is An Asshole
You don't actually know what the heck is happening with that whole Syria thing, so figure out a serious situation with some unserious GIFs from your favorite sitcom (season premiere tonight).
Figure out Syria with a Liz Lemon Party
If Mitt Romney cuts all Federal Funding to PBS, Big Bird losing his job won't be the only horrible consequence…
Firing Big Bird Was Just The Beginning
If there's one thing this debate needed, it's more excellent Internet GIFs.
Basketball, Big Bird, bros kissing and more
No news outlet could refrain from making a "Mile-High" pun about the Presidential Debate in Denver (Because we know nothing else about Denver).
Turn that boring domestic policy argument between men in red/blue ties into an exciting game of luck with this bingo card for Wednesday's Presidential debate.
"Jim Lehrer hyper eyes"? Bingo!
The Fall's most harrowing political thrill-ride…
Critics Agree: "Wait, Really??"
For the second year in a row, Los Angeles is shutting itself down by closing a freeway. Here's how much worse the man-made disaster conditions will get.
"Shut it down. Shut everything down."
A "New" MySpace is being launched, but before we all laugh at that sentence (too late), here's a list of six things MySpace could do to actually win us back.
Literal. Effing. Time Travel.
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu spoke at the United Nations today and made his big point with clipart. Yes, really, clipart.
Look out, thinking man from Microsoft Word!
In honor of the Second Week Of New Fall Television, can you name which of the following ridiculous tv shows were real shows canceled after one episode, and which ones are made up?
I'd Watch Every Episode Of "Jeeves"
Obama and Romney might be going a little overboard with these Iran threats…
Get Ready To Literally Eat Your Own Shit, Iran!
