Justice was harsh and swift – 20 minutes without a chance of parole – but they let him off early for good behavior.

This was a private send-off for Shell's arctic rigs (Kulluk and Noble discoverer) at the Seattle Space Needle. The rigs were visible outside the window. Incredibly, there was an obvious malfunc …

She wound up vaguely blogging about it later on that evening, on her billofrightsjournal. Her mood was Okay, but her friends could totally tell something was up.