GOP Introduces New "Mystery Candidate" With Paper Bag Over Head

Leave it to The Onion to find the most appealing candidate of them all: the one that lives within each of your individual, hopeful imaginations. Seriously, if you had to choose between Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, and mystery candidate with paper bag over his (or her!) head.. who knows, maybe the corpse of Ronald Reagan is under there!

World Record Attempt in Carrying Beer Ends Tragically Video
World Record Attempt in Carrying Beer Ends Tragically

1th unofficial attempt of the strongest Dutch ever Mr. Rob from Holland to set a new World record in carrying 22 of 1 ltr. beersteins.

| November 18, 2011
Pointing at Nothing (an Idiot in New York City) Video
Pointing at Nothing (an Idiot in New York City)

Just hanging out on a New York City street corner, acting like a damn fool.

Camera by Miles Grose

| December 02, 2011
Just a Corgi Puppy Running in HD Video
Just a Corgi Puppy Running in HD

Stanley the fluffy corgi running in the park.

| December 01, 2011
Nerdy White Kid Cooks and Kills with Fast Rap Video
Nerdy White Kid Cooks and Kills with Fast Rap

Mac Lethal
“Look at me now”

| December 01, 2011