Tweet Roundup: DEFINITELY Not A Cop

Law enforcement has to keep up with the times; unfortunately, they're not the most deft at adapting to the nuances of truant teenage life. But they try! Here's a fake Twitter account – @NotAPoliceman – that makes light of those attempts:

hey any one know a narcotics dealer to "score" me some MDMA

— Not A Cop (@NotAPoliceman) September 21, 2012

if you are a vandalizer that goes by the name "sHITbARF" message me privately let's vandalize together some time

— Not A Cop (@NotAPoliceman) September 21, 2012

RT if you like being addicted to drugs

— Not A Cop (@NotAPoliceman) September 21, 2012

Thinking about dressing up for halloween as a Officer of the Law, wouldn't that be funny (because I'm not a cop)

— Not A Cop (@NotAPoliceman) September 21, 2012

Hello All, I am 17 years old, Where can I buy Tobacco and Alcohol products without an I.D. in the Prescott Area?

— Not A Cop (@NotAPoliceman) September 21, 2012

I Like Loitering, What Are You're Favorite Loiter Joints

— Not A Cop (@NotAPoliceman) September 21, 2012

4:20 Let's Do Pot

— Not A Cop (@NotAPoliceman) September 21, 2012

Hey Any Parties In The #Prescott #Area Tonight? Especially Ones With Underage Children (Like Me) Consuming Alcohol? Email Me The Coordinates

— Not A Cop (@NotAPoliceman) September 22, 2012

RT this if You Hate Homework LOL! Or If You Have Shoplifted Anything From The Hot Topic At Prescott Mall Today

— Not A Cop (@NotAPoliceman) September 22, 2012

This Teen is Hungry for Drugs

— Not A Cop (@NotAPoliceman) September 24, 2012

Yo, Nothing More "Swag" Than Respecting Authority

— Not A Cop (@NotAPoliceman) September 24, 2012

Wow getting alot of #false #accusations of me being a cop…. is this what rachet is

— Not A Cop (@NotAPoliceman) September 28, 2012

Send Me Your Drug Schematics

— Not A Cop (@NotAPoliceman) October 2, 2012