The 20 Most Inexplicable Pages In Nintendo Power History



By Dan Hopper on August 23, 2012

The legendary publication Nintendo Power announced this week that they'll soon be calling it quits, so let's take a spin back through 20+ years of awesomely ridiculous NES-talgia with this list of 20 pages from Nintendo Power magazines of yesteryear that make absolutely no sense.

20

Title Wave

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The entire 90s summed up in one gnarly photo.

19

Starfox Butt Explosion

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No context needed.

18

Meatloaf Lady

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Even Nintendo Power boasts were completely on the Sandler bandwagon.

17

Great Room Stuff Sleep Tight!!

Read the "Uncle Larry" paragraph at the bottom for additional "Whaa?"

16

The Mask II

A contest where the winner got to be in "The Mask II", a movie which ended up never existing (and had nothing to do with "Son Of The Mask" 10 years later)

15

Celebrity Profile On Jay Leno

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The 'Doritos commercials star' is 'working on Ikari Warriors.'

14

Cheese Monster

Take a photo of your high score on "Friendly Kind-Of-Godzilla" while wearing you gaming helmet!

13

Tree With Power

The inspiration for Terence Malick's "The Tree Of Life"

12

POWER SUPER

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Ahh, the Power Glove. POWER. SUPER. FRUSTRATING. USELESS. LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE.

11

Mega Woman And Mega Girl

User submissions for Mega Man bosses. No more ridiculous than Dust Man.

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