The 25 Most Awesomely Absurd Kills By Expendables Cast Members
In honor of The Expendables 2, let's take a look back at some of the most awesomely ridiculous kills from the stars' other movies with these 25 amusingly violent GIFs:
Arnold Schwarzenegger Commando Steam Pipe Impalement
This entire list could basically just be the movie Commando in realtime, but as the old saying goes, one "impaling a dude on a steam pipe" is worth a thousand "knives thrown perfectly into guys' throats."
Jean-Claude Van Damme Sudden Death Penguin Strangle
I can't think of another film off the top of my head where the HERO murders a woman in a penguin suit. Maybe the second Fantastic Four movie? I really don't even remember watching that.
Chuck Norris Good Guys Wear Black Windshield Kick
This windshield failed the 'Norris Test,' but so have all windshields ever made, so I guess keep making cars?
Dolph Lundgren Rocky IV Drago Kills Apollo
I know hindsight's always 20/20, but the ref probably should've stopped this fight?
Arnold Schwarzenegger Total Recall Arms Ripped Off
To this day, I still can't go on elevators because of this clip. I'm typing this from my building's lobby as we speak, yelling out "MICHAEL IRONSIDE'S ARMS" at anyone who gives me a look.
Sylvester Stallone Rambo (2008) Throat Rip
Yup, the actual movie Rambo is literally exactly as ridiculous as the MacGruber parody.
Jet Li Fist Of Legend Sword Throat Slice With Belt
Such graceful precision of martial arts choreography that truly demonstrJEEEESUS CHRIST!
Bruce Willis The Fifth Element Alien Negotiation
Bruce Willis certainly traveled a long way from the ultra-realism of Die Hard to The Fifth Element's EVEN MORE ultra-realism.
Terry Crews Expendables Killing Spree
Without a doubt, one of the moments in this film.
Arnold Schwarzenegger True Lies Harrier Missile
This film does include footage of an actual bridge getting destroyed by missiles and Jamie Lee Curtis dropping an Uzi that kills 9 dudes, but the climax of True Lies may be the Arnold-est three seconds ever committed to tape.
Dolph Lundgren The Punisher Knife Through The Wall
Dolph Lundgren kills someone about once every half-second in this film, but only once does he stab a ninja through a Japanese sliding door without looking, and that's one more than most people.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminator Shoots Fake Sarah Connor 6 Times
Liiiittle bit of overkill on the wrong Sarah Connor there, Termie? Also, how disorganized are the machines that they managed to send a killer robot back in time but forgot to give it a .jpg of what its lone target looked like?
Jean-Claude Van Damme Timecop Electrocution & Split
Pretty sure the shot of JCVD doing the split was in the Timecop trailer at least six times.