The 25 Most Awesomely Absurd Kills By Expendables Cast Members
In honor of The Expendables 2, let's take a look back at some of the most awesomely ridiculous kills from the stars' other movies with these 25 amusingly violent GIFs:
Arnold Schwarzenegger – Commando Steam Pipe Impalement
This entire list could basically just be the movie Commando in realtime, but as the old saying goes, one "impaling a dude on a steam pipe" is worth a thousand "knives thrown perfectly into guys' throats."
Jean-Claude Van Damme – Sudden Death Penguin Strangle
I can't think of another film off the top of my head where the HERO murders a woman in a penguin suit. Maybe the second Fantastic Four movie? I really don't even remember watching that.
Chuck Norris – Good Guys Wear Black Windshield Kick
This windshield failed the 'Norris Test,' but so have all windshields ever made, so I guess keep making cars?
Dolph Lundgren – Rocky IV Drago Kills Apollo
I know hindsight's always 20/20, but the ref probably should've stopped this fight?
Arnold Schwarzenegger – Total Recall Arms Ripped Off
To this day, I still can't go on elevators because of this clip. I'm typing this from my building's lobby as we speak, yelling out "MICHAEL IRONSIDE'S ARMS" at anyone who gives me a look.
Sylvester Stallone – Rambo (2008) Throat Rip
Yup, the actual movie Rambo is literally exactly as ridiculous as the MacGruber parody.
Jet Li – Fist Of Legend Sword Throat Slice With Belt
Such graceful precision of martial arts choreography that truly demonstrJEEEESUS CHRIST!
Bruce Willis – The Fifth Element Alien Negotiation
Bruce Willis certainly traveled a long way from the ultra-realism of Die Hard to The Fifth Element's EVEN MORE ultra-realism.
Terry Crews – Expendables Killing Spree
Without a doubt, one of the…moments in this film.
Arnold Schwarzenegger – True Lies Harrier Missile
This film does include footage of an actual bridge getting destroyed by missiles and Jamie Lee Curtis dropping an Uzi that kills 9 dudes, but the climax of True Lies may be the Arnold-est three seconds ever committed to tape.
Dolph Lundgren – The Punisher Knife Through The Wall
Dolph Lundgren kills someone about once every half-second in this film, but only once does he stab a ninja through a Japanese sliding door without looking, and that's one more than most people.
Arnold Schwarzenegger – Terminator Shoots Fake Sarah Connor 6 Times
Liiiittle bit of overkill on the wrong Sarah Connor there, Termie? Also, how disorganized are the machines that they managed to send a killer robot back in time but forgot to give it a .jpg of what its lone target looked like?
Jean-Claude Van Damme – Timecop Electrocution & Split
Pretty sure the shot of JCVD doing the split was in the Timecop trailer at least six times.
