The 30 Most Surprising Google Suggestions For Politicians
Ahh, nothing like a Google Search Bar to tell you what people REALLY want to know about our Washington Elite. Here are 30 current political figures with extremely random, hilarious, and often weirdly-telling phrases in their Top Google Suggestions:
John Huntsman Wizard
The former ambassador also once played keyboard in a band called Wizard, but that's still no excuse for him not to immediately print up "John Hunstman, Wizard" business cards.
Pat Toomey Will Smith
Perhaps the Pennsylvania Senator is looking for a Pennsylvania Prince for his 2016 presidential bid?
Ann Romney Horse Lawsuit
Way better with no context.
Michele Bachmann Hot
First adjective I think of.
Barack Obama Call Me Maybe
Interestingly enough, "Call Me Maybe" has been in every president's Top 5 Google prompts dating back to "Dancin" James K. Polk in 1848 [Citation Needed]
Harry Reid Pederast, Clown Question
The Senate Majority Leader apparently packs quite a breadth of interests.
Jeb Bush Italian
A reference to an Italian media interview with the ex Florida governor, and not a weird sandwich.
Joe Biden Gaffes
Basically his hyphenated last name at this point.
Joe Lieberman Video Games
A result of the Connecticut senator's efforts against violence in mass media, not a series of ill-advised but oddly addictive platformers.
Mary Fallin Bodyguard Affair
It's unclear whether or not the Oklahoma governor and RNC speaker reverse-inspired the best-selling movie soundtrack of all time, but probably.
Chris Christie Weight
The very first Google suggestion, and it's not even just 'Chris Christie Fat' – the masses need to know specifics.
Mitt Romney Dog
Not sure if it's "Dog Scandal" related or he just went overboard on his last "MY FURRY PALZ!!!!" Pinterest board.
Michelle Obama Obesity
The First Lady's health campaigning has been so successful, 'obesity' is now the second most common word associated with her name forever. Sorry!
Newt Gingrich Moon
Newt's "moon colony" quote had some serious Google staying power. Or wait – did he actually have a cameo in that Sam Rockwell movie? Gotta go re-watch.
Nikki Haley HPV Vaccine
A reference to a bill the South Carolina governor vetoed – her Livejournal didn't get hacked or anything.
