If Movie Characters Had Less Convenient Names



By Dan Hopper on August 8, 2012

Hey Paranorman, how come movie characters' names always fit the title so perfectly? What if movies weren't so lucky?

Here are 10 movie posters from a world where protagonists don't always have super-catchy, pun-tastic names. I think it's gonna catch on:

If Movie Characters Had Less Convenient Names - Image 1
If Movie Characters Had Less Convenient Names - Image 1
If Movie Characters Had Less Convenient Names - Image 1
If Movie Characters Had Less Convenient Names - Image 1
If Movie Characters Had Less Convenient Names - Image 1
If Movie Characters Had Less Convenient Names - Image 1
If Movie Characters Had Less Convenient Names - Image 1
If Movie Characters Had Less Convenient Names - Image 1
If Movie Characters Had Less Convenient Names - Image 1
If Movie Characters Had Less Convenient Names - Image 1

[Photoshoppage courtesy of Low Interest]

Dan Hopper

Dan Hopper

Dan Hopper is the Managing Editor of Jest. He used to be the Managing Editor of VH1's Best Week Ever blog, but now isn't.

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