11 Things We Really Want NASA's Curiosity Rover To Find On Mars
By Dan Hopper on August 6, 2012
NASA's 'Curiosity' rover successfully landed on Mars today, and will begin sending never-before-possible photos of the Red Planet back to earth immediately. I'm not sure what it's supposed to find, but Curiosity BETTER confirm all the awesome things I already know about Mars from movies and tv, or else it's officially useless.
Here are 11 Things We Want Curiosity To Find On Mars:
1
High-Res Closeups Of Dr. Manhattan's Penis
2
So Many 3 Boob Ladies
3
Proper Marketing For John Carter
4
That Alien Who Grabs The Dollar In The Ducktales Intro
5
Scientific Confirmation That "Mission To Mars" Was A Documentary
6
Philip J. Fry Statue
7
Spiders From Mars (A Cool Concept Album Band, Not Man-Eating Abominations)
8
Planet Is Actually Super Blue
9
The Missing Proof That The Moon Landing Was Fake
10
This Guy, Obviously
11
I Guess Like Water Or Some Shit
Dan Hopper
Dan Hopper is the Managing Editor of Jest. He used to be the Managing Editor of VH1's Best Week Ever blog, but now isn't.
