The 10 SEXIEST Ladies Of Olympic Fencing



By Dan Hopper on July 25, 2012
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Kelley Hurley, USA

The 10 SEXIEST Fencers In The 2012 Olympics - Image 1SOURCE: Zimbio

Yo gurl, did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or is that fencing gear padded at all? I figure it is, just like, double checking.

9

Jung Hyo Jung, South Korea

The 10 SEXIEST Fencers In The 2012 Olympics - Image 1SOURCE: Zimbio

Yo gurl, are those astronaut pants? They're fencing pants? Awww yeahhh, it does make sense you'd be wearing those.

8

Luo Xiaojuan, China

The 10 SEXIEST Fencers In The 2012 Olympics - Image 7SOURCE: Zimbio

Gurl, are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I SEE kind of through all that equipment! Oh duh also you're from China.

7

Lee Kiefer, USA

The 10 SEXIEST Fencers In The 2012 Olympics - Image 7SOURCE: USA Fencing

Oh yeah, gurl, I see that part of your face that's been lookin' at me all night cause I'm sittin' behind that opponent you're fencin'.

6

Aleksandra Socha, Poland

The 10 SEXIEST Fencers In The 2012 Olympics - Image 7SOURCE: Zimbio

Hey baby, I might be lookin' to invade Poland later tonight, if you catch my drift? That is severely off topic though – how's fencing going?

5

Li Na, China

The 10 SEXIEST Fencers In The 2012 Olympics - Image 7SOURCE: Zimbio

Hey gurl, how bout we rearrange the alphabet and put 'U' and 'I' – oop, sorry, I'll let you finish fencing yeeeeahhh.

4

Sandra Sassine, Canada

The 10 SEXIEST Fencers In The 2012 Olympics - Image 7SOURCE: Zimbio

Hey gurl, are your legs tired? Cause you've been literally fencing a lot in these Olympics and I imagine that is tiring.

3

Kamilla Gafurzyanova, Russia

The 10 SEXIEST Fencers In The 2012 Olympics - Image 7SOURCE: Kazan2013

Aww yeah gurl, I got somethin' you can hold – it's this fencing sword my friend has, he fenced in college for like two years, you could hold it [WINK].

2

Mariel Zagunis, USA

The 10 SEXIEST Fencers In The 2012 Olympics - Image 1SOURCE: USA Fencing

Is it hot in here, or is it just you cause that stuff looks hot also you probably are I'll check whenever you're done fencing cool?

1

Natalia Sheppard, U.K.

Awwww yeahhhh gurl, you're jumping while you're fencing and…ahhh I got nothing.

Dan Hopper

Dan Hopper

Dan Hopper is the Managing Editor of Jest. He used to be the Managing Editor of VH1's Best Week Ever blog, but now isn't.

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