The 10 SEXIEST Ladies Of Olympic Fencing
Kelley Hurley, USA
Yo gurl, did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or is that fencing gear padded at all? I figure it is, just like, double checking.
Jung Hyo Jung, South Korea
Yo gurl, are those astronaut pants? They're fencing pants? Awww yeahhh, it does make sense you'd be wearing those.
Luo Xiaojuan, China
Gurl, are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I SEE kind of through all that equipment! Oh duh also you're from China.
Lee Kiefer, USA
Oh yeah, gurl, I see that part of your face that's been lookin' at me all night cause I'm sittin' behind that opponent you're fencin'.
Aleksandra Socha, Poland
Hey baby, I might be lookin' to invade Poland later tonight, if you catch my drift? That is severely off topic though – how's fencing going?
Li Na, China
Hey gurl, how bout we rearrange the alphabet and put 'U' and 'I' – oop, sorry, I'll let you finish fencing yeeeeahhh.
Sandra Sassine, Canada
Hey gurl, are your legs tired? Cause you've been literally fencing a lot in these Olympics and I imagine that is tiring.
Kamilla Gafurzyanova, Russia
Aww yeah gurl, I got somethin' you can hold – it's this fencing sword my friend has, he fenced in college for like two years, you could hold it [WINK].
Mariel Zagunis, USA
Is it hot in here, or is it just you cause that stuff looks hot also you probably are I'll check whenever you're done fencing cool?
Natalia Sheppard, U.K.
Awwww yeahhhh gurl, you're jumping while you're fencing and…ahhh I got nothing.
Dan Hopper
Dan Hopper is the Managing Editor of Jest. He used to be the Managing Editor of VH1's Best Week Ever blog, but now isn't.
