Now that Penn State has finally taken down the statue of Joe Paterno, the obvious question remains: What should they do with it? In the midst of an otherwise terrible situation, we figure they might as well at least do something fun with it, right?
Here's our list of 10 Fun Things Penn State Can Do With The Paterno Statue:
Re-Enact The End Of Terminator 2
Pretend It's A Statue Of The Dad From 'The Wonder Years'
Give It To Ohio State
Melt It Down Into A Sword Of Justice
Turn It Into Marge Simpson, a la Springfield's Jimmy Carter Statue
Start A Museum Of Sarcastic Statues
Send It To A Third World Country Along With 'Losing Super Bowl Team' Merchandise
Paint It White And Rename It "Paeternos: Greek God Of Always Reporting Things"
Use It As A Really, Really Awkward Paperweight
Just Move It To The Basketball Stadium