10 Fun Things Penn State Can Do With The Paterno Statue



By Dan Hopper and Alex Schmidt on July 24, 2012

Now that Penn State has finally taken down the statue of Joe Paterno, the obvious question remains: What should they do with it? In the midst of an otherwise terrible situation, we figure they might as well at least do something fun with it, right?

Here's our list of 10 Fun Things Penn State Can Do With The Paterno Statue:

1

Re-Enact The End Of Terminator 2

2

Pretend It's A Statue Of The Dad From 'The Wonder Years'

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3

Give It To Ohio State

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4

Melt It Down Into A Sword Of Justice

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5

Turn It Into Marge Simpson, a la Springfield's Jimmy Carter Statue

6

Start A Museum Of Sarcastic Statues

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7

Send It To A Third World Country Along With 'Losing Super Bowl Team' Merchandise

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8

Paint It White And Rename It "Paeternos: Greek God Of Always Reporting Things"

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9

Use It As A Really, Really Awkward Paperweight

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10

Just Move It To The Basketball Stadium

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Dan Hopper

Dan Hopper is the Managing Editor of Jest. He used to be the Managing Editor of VH1's Best Week Ever blog, but now isn't.

Alex Schmidt

Alex Schmidt is an Assistant Editor for Jest, and regrets nothing. Nothing!

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