People Hurting Themselves In Celebration Of The Health Care Verdict
If you're getting really, really, stupidly American with your celebration of today's health care verdict from the Supreme Court well, you're lucky the government's trying to provide you with health care.
Let's Have A Cookout!
And let's not consider how much lighter fluid is too much lighter fluid, because the Burn Unit works for free now, right?
Roof Jumping Because We Can
I would love to know exactly how many people get brought to the emergency room inside of a trash can each year.
Dunk Contest! Get Everybody!
Some of the dunks will be tricks, and some of the dunks will be tricky to explain to a doctor.
Exploring The Woods Fearlessly
Who needs actual bridges? Or the ability to balance? Or proximity to a hospital?
I did not find a skateboarder who has one of those horrible compound fractures going on, because I'm not sure whether the health care law covers our psychological well-being.
Standing On Top Of City Vehicles
The newly confirmed health care law probably does not provide for enough "LOW BRIDGE" signs, but this still isn't excusable.
Let's Go Rob A Bank Or Something
Whoa, guys: the Supreme Court did not vote in favor of making robbery legal. Get down from there safely and take the cat suits off.
Let's Hold Off Till It's Winter To Do The Really Stupid Stuff
"You know, give it a few months, make sure they don't change their minds. Gives us time to get that old cruddy car of ours working again anyway."
Open Wheel Racing Now Seems Like A Great Idea
"GOOOOD THIIIIIING IIIIIIII HAAAAAAVE HEEEEEEAAAAALTH CAAAAAARE"