10 Overreactions to "Onion" Articles from Literally Unbelievable



6

Lonely Teacher, Outcast Student Begin Somewhat Endearing Sexual Relationship

"But…but there's words there! Printed words!"

7

Obama Finishes Deal To Get Every American A Free Parrot

After reading enough of these, it's hard not to think that weak grammar = low intelligence.

8

Obama Openly Asks Nation Why On Earth He Would Want To Serve For Another Term

He's nice enough to not call The Onion a liar? Because they're so worried about the veracity of their writing? What a gentleman!

9

Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks

Yeah, William is definitely the idiot here. And throwing money out of a car window must be how charitable donations work in the country (?) of London.

10

Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex

The Onion editor Joe Randazzo's comments on actual Congressman John Fleming's reaction to their story: "We're delighted to hear that Rep. Fleming is a regular reader of America's Finest News Source and doesn't bother himself with The New York Times, Washington Post, the mediums of television and radio, or any other lesser journalism outlets."

So thanks to Literally Unbelievable (//literallyunbelievable.org/), you can go to Tumblr or Follow them on Twitter to see even more people letting everyone in their social network know that they're a gullible rube. Although did you hear? They took the word "gullible" out of the dictionary. "True" story.

Alex Schmidt

Alex Schmidt

Alex Schmidt is an Assistant Editor for Jest, and regrets nothing. Nothing!

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