Reasons to invade Hawaii
The element of surprise will never be greater
The nation’s poi resource has been gripped with an iron fist for too long
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Stars Are Just Like Us! Famous people caught in the act of being regular Joes
Coming Soon: Downloadable beer and deli meats!
Country Songs for the Homeless Including unforgettable hits like: "All I Have Left Is Her Scabies"
Letter to Somalia "Sincerely hoping you don't let me down"
"Can't Miss" Movie Pitch "The Can't Mis-carriage Comedy of the Year!"
